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unshaped:

"i hope you step on 7 legos" and my all time favorite "I’m used to it"

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bad-wolf-marks-the-end-of-days:

I would murder someone for one of these in an Instant

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bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

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octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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telapathetic:

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rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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doctorpotterlock:

*hands you 420 bibles* haha praise it

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theres literally pee next to them

britney2007spears:

theres literally pee next to them

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eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

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darvillarse:

my-big-trio:

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this is one of the most perfect posts i have seen ever

Perfect post is perfect.

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dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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outspoken-isolation:

the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:

releasethemurderbirds:

a girl should always carry tampons because they can be used as a ward against immature boys

simply present one and watch the look of horror on his face as he is forced backwards

build a wall of tampons and no boy can cross

they will not summon the courage to breach the cotton wall

girl power

A BARRICADE OF TAMPONS

VIVA LE MENSTRUATION  

Reblogging for that last comment OMG

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Rain-bros

somethingsavage:

Rain-bros

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lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY


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