"i hope you step on 7 legos" and my all time favorite "I’m used to it"
I would murder someone for one of these in an Instant
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street..
it happened like 3 times today :/
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
this is one of the most perfect posts i have seen ever
Perfect post is perfect.
a girl should always carry tampons because they can be used as a ward against immature boys
simply present one and watch the look of horror on his face as he is forced backwards
build a wall of tampons and no boy can cross
they will not summon the courage to breach the cotton wall
A BARRICADE OF TAMPONS
VIVA LE MENSTRUATION
Reblogging for that last comment OMG
The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet
ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY